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Fandom: Gintama
Genre: Slice-of-life
Rating: G
Character: Sakata Gintoki
Disclaimer: Sorachi owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Length: ~1440 words
Summary: On his birthday, Sakata Gintoki receives an unexpected treat from an even more unexpected source.
Dedication: thepermsnatural Happy holidays! ^^
Beta: sevenses ♥
Note: Written for the Gintama Secret Santa 2012 exchange hosted by gintamajustaway. The prompt was anything Gintoki. Eating parfait, taking a trip to Willy Wonka’s factory, anything.

Title: There’s Online Dating and There’s This
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sakata Gintoki, Hijikata Toushirou, Tama, Kagura, Shimura Shinpachi
Pairing: Gintoki/Hijikata
Disclaimer: Sorachi owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Summary: One afternoon at the Yorozuya, Gintoki commits the unfortunate mistake of lamenting his lack of a meaningful romantic relationship within earshot of the one person who can actually help him with that.
Length: ~2600
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month.

Title: Oyster Perpetual Cosmograph Daytona
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sakata Gintoki, Shimura Shinpachi, Kagura, Katsura Koutarou, Shimura Tae, Okita Sougo, Hijikata Toushirou, Kondou Isao, Sadaharu
Disclaimer: Sorachi owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Summary: See Kagura. See Kagura visit the future! But of course it couldn’t possibly be the real future. Nuh-uh. Nope. No way in hell.
Length: ~3200
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month.

Title: Great For Flexibility, But Murder on the Balls
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Hijikata Toushirou, Kondou Isao, Okita Sougo, Yamazaki Sagaru, Sakata Gintoki, Kagura, Shimura Shinpachi, Sadaharu
Disclaimer: Sorachi owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Summary: The Shinsengumi have to learn yoga. This can only end in tears.
Length: ~2100
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month. Second in the Goddamn Shogunate Has Serious Issues with Modern Communications Devices series.