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peapael:

People replacing Latin letters with Cyrillic ones without having the first idea what the letters sound like are painful.

Hope your happy with KDYA(upside-down)SHHD tattooed on your face, idiot.

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katertotter:

2xpistolsandawink:

assachusetts:

fuckred:

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING 

I AM LITERALLY CRYING
GOODBYE 

OH MY GOD 

FUCKING. PRESS. PLAY. DO IT.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. JESUS H CORBETT.

(出典: justicefrog)

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flawlesstrueperfection:

“The Hunger Games” — A Bad Lip Reading (by BadLipReading)

scooby doo…do something fruity

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literally the best people

literally the best people

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yoisthisracist:

shattered-earth submitted:
OMG I CAN’T SPELL, but yes ARE WE DOING THIS OMG
Keep those Yo, Is This Racist Crest entries coming!
Internet I love you forever.

yoisthisracist:

shattered-earth submitted:

OMG I CAN’T SPELL, but yes ARE WE DOING THIS OMG
Keep those Yo, Is This Racist Crest entries coming!

Internet I love you forever.

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stop me if you’ve heard this one

A well-meaning friend of more comfortable means gave me the Canadian edition of this book for my birthday and because I don’t want to lie to her next time I see her, I am reading it. Only I’m treating it as more of a lolcyclopedia than a ~guide to retirement planning~ because the “for everyone” bit that it promises on the back flap is such a lie that it’s FUNNY.

No seriously, this shit is hilarious. It contains choice gems such as “most people don’t know how much money they make after taxes” and “most people don’t know where their money is” along with the suggestion that making more money doesn’t make you richer (because if you don’t put it away for later, you’re not ~really~ rich, hur hur, never mind that you can afford to buy brand new designer clothes every week).

Putting aside $50 a month is as simple as skipping the double nonfat latte and chocolate biscotti every day and drinking the office coffee instead. THE OFFICE COFFEE: because everyone has access to that shit, you know. All the anecdotes are about rich-ass people whose main problem is that they buy shit they don’t need instead of saving so they can be rich-ass when they’re old too. The faces I am pulling as I read this shit oh my god.

I mean, I know that most rich people are completely fucking incapable of understanding what “paycheque to paycheque” (or worse) living actually means, but this guy takes it to hilarious heights. With bonus benevolent sexism! (Did you know women live longer than men and are likelier to end up widowed or get fucked over in a divorce? Well, that just means you need to save MOAR money. HAHAHA)

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Cravat. Moonlit.

Cravat. Moonlit.

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Mire a Victorinoxot láttam, leesett a tantusz, de akkoris (rostosan) jó ötlet. / I got the joke when I saw the Swiss knife but it’s a good idea anyway.

Mire a Victorinoxot láttam, leesett a tantusz, de akkoris (rostosan) ötlet. / I got the joke when I saw the Swiss knife but it’s a good idea anyway.

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On women’s biological defenses

maryphillipssandy:

If a bank is being robbed, women can secrete a substance that simultaneously alerts police and scrambles the vault combinations.

If a cab driver refuses to go to Brooklyn, women can secrete a substance that causes his tires to deflate.

If a kitten is stuck in a tree, women can secrete a substance that forms a wide, soft net.

If you have a bad hangover, women can secrete a substance that goes to the deli and buys aspirin, Gatorade and an egg-and-cheese sandwich.

If the GPS breaks, women can secrete a substance that identifies the exit you need.

If a representative to the United States Congress is a clueless dipshit, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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puppysocks:

tumblr is pretty much the only place on the internet where you can hate females and say you’re advancing feminism.

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when a guy gets in a girl’s personal space

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thatfeministmoment:

-C

#men are dementors in this example

we have now progressed from idiocy to misandry

You’re overreacting. Don’t get so emotional.

seriously, why can’t you take a joke? You have no sense of humor. 

Laughing at a problem is the only way to make it go away. Do you think anyone’s ever going to want to go out with you if you can’t laugh at yourself?