• feminists: Women read certain behaviours as creepy and/or rapey; that's just how they come across to women because sexual assault.
  • dudebro: But that's not why I do those things. I'm a special and unique individual.
  • feminists: The woman doesn't care that you're special and unique individual. It is a matter of not getting assaulted for her. Rapists think of themselves as special too.
  • dudebro: But I'd never assault her. If she knew me she wouldn't think that! I'm nice and polite and I rescue stray puppies.
  • feminists: Are you being deliberately dense or are you seriously incapable of understanding that women want to avoid violence more than they want to get to know some random dude.
  • dudebro: It's just not FAIR that my special unique eminent self should suffer because of what other guys do.
  • feminists: Have you tried talking to your male relatives, friends, colleagues, and acquaintances about male violence?
  • dudebro: No! Why should men need to change? Women just need to become less sensitive.
  • feminists: OK, never mind, let's set them all on fire.