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no but seriously kurobas au where everything is the same but akashi gets pied in the face every time he talks

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i love the english language because the sentence “that twisted ankle came back to bite me in the ass” makes total sense

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jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.
Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.
So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.
Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.

Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.

I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.

No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.

So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.

Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

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therefinedrebel replied to your post: one of the postcards has reached its d…

OMG DID YOU SAY DEAD RECKONING SEQUEL/CROSSOVER? *flies into the sun*

*drags you back downstairs* yes it’s the same one i talked about back when i finished DR! kagakuro + makoharu university life aka hello my name is f and i live in the trash writing ridiculous fluff \(///Σ///)\ it won’t be super long but i’m looking forward to writing it :D

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also yay for the dead reckoning sequel. i hope bunny man will make an appearance.

but of course! :D i mean he was RIGHT THERE O(≧▽≦)O

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YES I GOT MINE ON FRIDAY HOORAYS IT WAS MAGICAL

FROM JAPAN TO US IN LIKE 2 DAYS??? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. I BET ITS BECAUSE I SENT IT VIA SHIBE EXPRESS (ONLY A VERY SHY EXPRESS YOU MAY NOT HAVE SEEN ACTUAL SHIBE)

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one of the postcards has reached its destination (from japan to northern europe in under a week??? amaze.) so i hope the rest of you will be getting your cards very soon! \o/

in other news my healing tattoo is itchy as fuck so i am sitting here at work trying to catch up while periodically smacking the fuck out of my right upper arm 

and it’s going to snow tomorrow ??????

but i’m gonna start on the dead reckoning crossover/sequel thing this week so the weather can go fuck itself tbh

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importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

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my coffee is more arrogant than yours

my coffee is more arrogant than yours

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slothville:

Is there anything cuter than a squeaking sloth. I think not. 

Warning: this video will make your heart melt.

Please enjoy and share my latest sloth video. I think its a corker and produced to celebrate the publication of my new book, THE POWER OF SLOTH out April 10th 2014.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Power-Sloth-One-Shot/dp/1445127903

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there was a drug sniffing doge at the toronto airport baggage claim area

but there were no drugs around so she just lay there looking very bored

so cute

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the tumblr app is on some bad drugs it keeps… reuploading the same photoset? what’s next, it starts magically spitting out all the other photos it ate over the past 2 weeks? haha jk

ANYWAY i will be heading for the airport in a short while and will not rly have internet until i am back home so i’ll see y’all on the flip side in ~20 hours :3

(it is so weird: my plane leaves Tokyo on Thursday early evening and arrives in Toronto an hour BEFORE my departure time on Thursday afternoon. TIME TRAVEL!)

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ALMOST ALL THESE THINGS ARE USEFUL ITEMS I DID NOT BUY A SINGLE CELL PHONE STRAP (that wasn’t also a pen or foldy mirror or tape measure >.>)